I know I’ll never see you again and I am sorry I lied. Danny Pink! Danny, Danny… Danny Pink, I love you. And a punch in the face too.Ĭlara: Think about something else. The Doctor: Clara, could you fetch me the dead one?Ĭlara: Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I’m at it.
#Doctor who last christmas movie#
The Doctor: There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. Professor Albert (Michael Troughton): They’re a bit like face huggers, aren’t they? The Doctor: How’d you get all the presents in the sleigh? The Doctor: You missed a killer question. The Doctor: Why are you out here? What brought you to the North Pole? Shona: Well that’s a bit rude coming from a magician. The Doctor: You don’t seem much like a scientist. Whatever happens, interrogate everything. So you’d stay with Danny.Ĭlara: Just, Doctor, give me something to do. I lied so you’d go home to Gallifrey instead of fussing about me. You said he made it back.Ĭlara: Well I lied. The Doctor: You never told me he was dead. I had to flood your mind with random emotions. The Doctor: Ashley. What’s this polar base for? Why are you all here?Ĭlara: What you said about Danny. I notice you all wear minicams so I assume that there is footage.Īshley: Is it possible I’m about to work with someone who might be a dream? I want you to show me how you first encountered those creatures and what happened to those people in the infirmary. If I’m right, and I usually am, we’re dying. The Doctor: Oh we are well past danger, Clara. How could there be? There are 526,403,012 children all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. So, huh, that’s… 22 million children per hour. That’s impossible. Santa Claus: There’s not just one Santa delivery team. You know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart? The Doctor: Because it’s a spaceship in disguise. The Doctor: Technically, in a telephone kiosk. The Doctor: That’s how Clara and I got here. Ian: Otherwise you couldn’t see it moving around.Īshley: Why is it called a Dream Crab for a start?Īshley: Because it generates a telepathic field.Īshley: I seem to be doing all the work here.Ĭlara: Meaning that we can’t trust anything we see or here.Īshley looking at the TARDIS: What is that?
Shona: If it was an actual pole it would not be stripy. Shona: The North Pole isn’t an actual pole. Wolf: It goes right through the middle of the workshop. Santa Claus: It’s the North Pole and I own it. Shona: If you are Santa, what are you doing here? So we can stand about arguing whether I’m real or not, or, ah, are we going to get busy saving Christmas? Depending how many of those are already on Earth, the human race may well have seen its last day. The Doctor: Colloquially known as the Dream Crabs. Santa Claus: You’ve seen them before, Doctor? Wolf: Yeah, which is a bit hypocritical from someone of your height. Santa Claus: It’s an invasion, Miss Oswald. Are you going to explain? What is going on? Santa Claus: Yeah? I’ve got lots more, babe.Ĭlara: Okay, Doctor.
Santa Claus: I’ve got three words, Shona. Shona: Come on, this is mental! *This* is totally not happening. Parts small enough to swallow, so… watch out.Īshley: Who are you? Why are you dressed like… that? Wolf: Yeah, but at least it’s unsuitable for children under four. Ian pointing a balloon at him : Shut your mouth, wise guy, or you get yours. What seems to be the problem? This is the North Pole. I mean… Christmas! Ĭlara: Don’t you dare. I don’t much care for things like that myself. Santa Claus: We, we… are just three passing perfectly ordinary… roof people doing some emergency… roof things. Santa Claus: How dare you! That’s my signature gift. Ian: You know no one really likes the tangerines don’t you? Santa Claus: Well as you’ve clearly demonstrated, Ian. Santa Claus: I’m just checking that you can see these massive chimneys. Santa Claus (Nick Frost): Moron! Numbskull! Elf!
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